me at social gatherings:
I’m a plastic utensil with a blog… just let that sink in.
has it sunk in yet?
i love this fucking blog its run by the sassiest spork i know!
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao