Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

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drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

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liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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