teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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repeals:

spork:

spork:

I’m a plastic utensil with a blog… just let that sink in. 
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has it sunk in yet?

i love this fucking blog its run by the sassiest spork i know! 

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lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

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iambluedog:

it wet
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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